Melissa: Gosh!! Finally we able gotta get to see the PPV over here.
Vego: Wait, how are we getting PPV and TV channel here in Equestria Universe?
Melissa: Oh we’re getting connections from the TARDIS satellite receiver. Not just the PPV, but we also got 60,682 channels in 50 languages, all from different Galaxies. Including the channels we get back home.
Vego: Cool, we can do this now.
Melissa: Results are in.The kickoff was the Tag Team Championship Match, The Usos taking on the Tag Team Champions The SHIELD. Still the Tag Champs the SHIELD, right after Roman Reigns took down Jimmy with a spear.
Vego: The match between Chris Jericho and Ryback, Jericho has been taking alot of heat, then gives comeback to Ryback, however Jericho went for the Lionsault but misses, Ryback roll him up for the 3 count, and won the match.
Melissa: The Divas Champion is on the line, AJ had been working on Kaitlyn’s arm and shoulder, and still the Divas Champ, AJ by submission with the Black Widow.
Vego: Intercontinental Championship match, The Awesome One, The Miz one-on-one with the Champ and “Paul-Heyman-Guy” Curtis Axel, a lot of trash talking, Heyman was finally ban from ringside during the match, but still the Intercontinental Champ Curtis Axel.
Melissa: They dont call Money in the Bank for nothing without Ladders. Its what we been waiting for.
Vego: World Heavyweight Championship Contract on top of the ring. We got Wade Barrett, Antonio Cesaro, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Damien Sandow, Fan-Dan-Goooo!!! and the United States Champ, and member of The SHIELD, Dean Ambross. What a crazy math, the Fans were chanting “This is Awesome!!!” Indeed it is. Surprisingly The SHIELD interfered the match, trying to help Dean Ambross to reach up the later, but then the Usos came in and stopped the SHIELD. Cody ready to get the contract, surely you thought he will win the match, but Damien Sandow shove him off and grab the contract. That for sure is a twist.
Melissa: Then we got the All-Stars, A contract for the WWE Championship Opportunity hangs above the ring. Kane not in this match due to injury from the Wyatt Family. We got Randy Orton, Sheamus, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Christian, and the return of Rob Van Dam. I mean come on, RVD got a major pop, the fan chanting for the Return of RVD. He still got it. Lots and lots of crazyness going on. I had hope for RVD to win but he got RKOed by Randy Orton. No way!!! Orton won the match.
Vego: The Show-off Dolph Ziggler vs. The World Heavyweight Champ Alberto Del Rio, I never thought the fans a chanting for Ziggler, so many close pin attempt, coming very close for either Del Rio and Ziggler to with the match. However AJ came in to distraction. Alberto won by DQ, after AJ hit Del Rio with the Divas Title belt. Oh Boy Ziggler was pissed. And AJ cried.
Melissa: And finally, we got The World Strongest Man Mark Henry, going up against the WWE Champion John Cena who will defend his WWE Title. Mixed reaction from the Fans. Cena had been taking alot of heat throughout the match, he couldn’t do the Attitude Adjustment to Mark Henry. As just when Henry was about to give Cena another World Strongest Slam, Cena counter it and gave him the STF. Thats where Henry tapped out and Cena kept the WWE Title.